tome todo el pinche dia a cocinar frijoles
y mi papis le suvio el volumen en la estufa y se quemaron
ayye dios mio
Sometimes when Andy doesn’t want to wake up I’ll lay on top of him until he decides to push me off. He’s not budging this morning and I want breakfast.
“I am the baddest bitch that ever lived, people see me walking down the street and they turn around because that is how intimidating I am, for example, I am not allowed back in Disneyland because some werido in a Goofy costume tried to give me a high-five and then I dropped that fucker soo hard he was in the hospital for three weeks.
My interests include:
-making fun of losers
-making people cry
-laughing at ugly people
-taking candy from babies
-putting meat in vegan stuff
and don’t bother talking to me, I’ll cut you.
-word peace out, A-town”